your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
seriously though if you get sunburnt, make up a cup of tea and pour it over your skin, it gets rid of the redness
what sam neglected to mention here was that the tea shouldnt be kettle hot
the year is 2088. there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my sandals”