when you can’t draw anything but eyes
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick