What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”
oh my god did you even bother reading the post
"not ALL dogs"
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in
FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ?
. what the fuck is sex
there should be a dating website called ebae
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck